Jesse on Conan, May 22, 2013. (x)

“We filmed on Bourbon Street, and I think half the people were hired by the movie to act like they were crazy, and the other half of the people were crazy.”

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

skinny-depression:

this really, really gets to me.
you see the blade up there, with wings. like it’s the savior and an angel coming when we need it the most. the open wrists releases dark emotions and dark powers and dark monsters that’s inside of us, that’s being let out when the angel, the blade, cuts the wrist open and makes it all better. 
this photo is just way too powerful not to reblog. everything in this photo makes so much sense

skinny-depression:

this really, really gets to me.

you see the blade up there, with wings. like it’s the savior and an angel coming when we need it the most. the open wrists releases dark emotions and dark powers and dark monsters that’s inside of us, that’s being let out when the angel, the blade, cuts the wrist open and makes it all better. 

this photo is just way too powerful not to reblog. everything in this photo makes so much sense

still-she-rises:

Broken Heart

still-she-rises:

Broken Heart

bmoburns:

oomshi:

soup that tastes great is souper

may i interest you in a bowl of canned u not

victoriajustice:

Happy Friday folks! Have any fun plans for today? Much love! :) xx http://instagram.com/p/ZtBLQxHIDv/

victoriajustice:

Happy Friday folks! Have any fun plans for today? Much love! :) xx http://instagram.com/p/ZtBLQxHIDv/

Via
Canon PowerShot SX30 IS

kater-totss:

cookiesthegreatandpowerful:

umbricman:

jonnovstheinternet:

Cats stuck in things

-THAT CAT STUCK IN A JAR, HOW THE HELL. AND HE JUST HAS THIS LOOK THAT SAYS HE HAS NO CLUE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER, IT JUST DID.

Cats are not a solid they are a fluid

The fucking cat in the diaper made me choke on my water.

eternelrest:

oh wow

eternelrest:

oh wow